Jul 15

Dogs and fishing don’t mix

Floss, b/w border collie, at the shelly point at Batley

Floss at Batley point, a favourite spot for fishing from the beach

It’s commonly thought dogs are banned from beaches because they frighten some people, fight amongst themselves and leave smelly poos.

But that’s not true – it’s because dogs are incompatible with fishing. They’re such greedy gutses they will nick your bait, hook, line but probably not your sinker and gobble down entire fish – including smelly old heads and bones.

When our fencer Tony was away it fell on me to walk his young dog, King, who adored fish including aged skeletons.  He was so cunning, he’d grab a disgusting, stinking fish then nimbly sidle away when I pursued him.

Once he even nicked a mullet out of someone’s bait bin when we were at the point where several people were fishing.  His audacity earned him instant forgiveness because he delighted everyone by lunging around proudly waving his catch in the air all the while munching away until the entire fish disappeared.

Another day he wasn’t quite so lucky.  He attempted to gobble some bait on a hook that had been carelessly left on the beach.  The hook caught in his lip and Murphy’s Law meant the Vet Centre was due to close any second. Luckily, I extracted the hook, but Rex wasn’t so lucky a few weeks later.  By the time he’d reached his dog Mo, she’d demolished bait on a hook that had been left lying around.

It was a Friday evening and Rex, figuring it was too late to do much, cut off the nylon line that dangled from Mo’s mouth and hoped for the best.  (He didn’t tell me this until after the happy ending because I’d have wanted to rush Mo to the vet which would have cost an even bigger fortune than it eventually did.)

First thing Monday Rex whisked Mo to the vet.  Two x-rays later, he learned the hook had proceeded on its merry way and was shortly due to be expelled. If he’d waited just one more hour, Mo would have done the crucial poo that carried the fish hook to safety.


Hot Dog Tip: When I thought my dog Floss had eaten paper staples, the vet advised me to feed her cottonwool balls dipped in wet dog or cat food, the concept being the staples would catch in the cottonwool and sail safely through her gut.

About the author

Rae Roadley

Rae is a journalist, freelance writer and writing tutor. Soon after returning to her hometown to work for Northland's daily newspaper, she met beef and sheep farmer Rex Roadley. He lived in a historic home at Batley on the Kaipara Harbour and after moving there, Rae reported on farming then wrote a newspaper column, The Country Side. Her wryly amusing tales of country life earned many followers and led her to learn more about the local people, past and present. She tells the story of her new life in 'Love at the End of the Road: Finding my heart in the country'.


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  1. Lynley

    I really enjoyed your book Rae. I love family history, stories about people, animals, gardening, food, community, personal development, relationship stuff, so your book met all of those things and more.

    I did nod a lot in agreement with you as you explored the communication ways and means of NZ males:-)))

    I am looking forward to searching around your site here and I’m hoping you will write more in book form soon.

    I blogged about your book here: http://ordinarygood.wordpress.com/2012/07/12/love-at-the-end-of-the-road-by-rae-roadley/

    Warm wishes
    Lynley, Porirua

    1. Rae Roadley

      You’ve got a great blog – I love the spirit and idea behind it and the content. And thanks for your kind words – thrilled you enjoyed the book – exactly the ‘spots’ I was trying to hit. Yep, I’m busy working on the next book – best wishes & thanks, Rae

      1. Lynley

        Many thanks Rae and good news about another book for me to look forward to:-))

  2. Jenn J McLeod

    Oh I do love a happy ever after – especially here dogs are concerned. Although the day my dog rolled in dead fish was not so happy!!!!!!!

    1. Rae Roadley

      Jenn, Thanks – knowing you, this is a very witty pun – the first bit – not the dead fish roll, no.

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